Car Ride!

I love car rides! And my chauffeur is amazing! We go to Chick-fil-a where they give me free treats and then to the pet store where I get more treats! I always take a massive dump in one of the isles when the chauffeur is evaluating treats and food and not giving me her full, undivided attention - like the princess that I am deserves. She gets so embarrassed and has to clean it up with whatever's left at the understocked Oops! station. That'l teach her!

I like Cool Whip more than that stupid baby with a football-shaped head that says "Cool Hwip."

Why do my mom and aunt do this to us? What freaks. I'm cute enough to wear but please, did you learn anything from 101 Dalmatians?

Of course I'm Thing 1! Numero dos isn't an option! 

Ready for a walk in the rain with my Martha Stewart poncho!